Wow!This bitch is nuttier than a bag of testicles.
I officially can never call any of my exgirlfriends crazy again.Unless one of them starts rap battling old ladies on the subway.
Just Chill'n in Winnipeg
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Friday, 04 July 2008 16:33
Ain't nothing to do in Winnipeg but smoke, play video games and make babies.I decided to chose the lesser of two evils.
Stand-up comedy ain't easy bitches!
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Friday, 16 May 2008 16:07
Alot of people ask me “Rodney, is comedy all about performing at sold out venues and sleeping with beautiful disease free white women?” No, comedy is not all about performing at sold out venues. It’s a fucking grind and some times, you have to perform for 8 people in a venue that holds 300.It's not easy being funny for 8 people who just want to go home and watch Dexter. Note how I start counting the laughs. I think I got to 15.
GTA IV
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Friday, 02 May 2008 06:00
So, I'm finally able to fulfill all of my homicidal tendencies without consequences or remorse. Gone are the days when I'd ask myself "what would it feel like to shot a cop in his left butt cheek?" Most of us will never have the cojones to murder a police officer in real life, but at least now you could know what it feels like. This shit is so real when I went outside this afternoon I thought I was still in Liberty city. It was a good thing I didn't car jack that jewish guy in the BMW. That could have been embarrassing for the both of us. I've herd that these type of games encourage antisocial behavior. I believe these video games allow us to vent our frustrations. Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer would have ate those people if he had "Cannibal" the video game? No. Do you think Ike would have abused Tina if he were playing "Smack My Bitch Up" for Nintendo Wii? Of course not. My point is that therapy comes in all shapes and sizes. Some people go for jogs around the neighborhood, others need to purchase a high caliber sniper riffle and take out the local mob boss.To each his own.
Go Habs Go!!
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:10
I’ve been praying for the Canadians to do well all season. Because if Montreal wins the Stanley cup, I can finally go looting! Don’t act like you wouldn’t do it.Who could resist a chance at throwing molotov cocktails and peeing on cop cars. I don’t really give a shit about Hockey, but I’ll watch it next season on my new 52inch flat screen T.V that I got from all the Looting!!
A Montreal Beat Down
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Wednesday, 23 April 2008 00:26
A week ago two white males shouting racial slurs at the corner of Peel and St.Catherine in Montreal, were attacked by a group of Afro Canadians. When will white people learn that saying the “N word” out loud, in public, can only result in a Massive Beat Down. Niggonometry suggests that black people are genetically predisposed to “stomping you out the fucking frame” for you using the “N word" incorrectly. As seen here.
Nobody knows who did it because Cell phone cameras aren’t designed to film black people. But one can only imagine it was sweeter than getting a blowjob from a white chick at a clan rally.
A Good Show
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Saturday, 19 April 2008 06:47
Tonight was a surprise to me. I was supposed to open for Gilson Lubin At Jimbo’s Comedy Works. But some time around 5pm I get a call from Charles Wyland one of the producers of Bet’s Bad Boys of comedy show. Turns out one of the acts couldn’t make it into the country. (Wow, what a surprise. A black guy can’t make it across the border). And they needed a comic of Afro North American Canadian Caribbean origin to host the night. I agreed to do it because the pay was better and I’m getting tired of performing for white people.(No offence to my Caucasian readers but to much vanilla ice cream gives me brain freeze).It was a dope show. Rob Stapleton tore it up, we only started 40 minutes late and any time some one “bust a shot” it wasn’t a real gun. In a venue filled with 888 black people, that’s a good show
My Quest To The Top of Google
Written by Rodney Ramsey
Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:48
I was naive to think putting my website on the internet would immediately place me as Google’s number one Rodney Ramsey. It was ignorant to believe that by simply purchasing RodneyRamsey.com I would be jettisoned to the top of the holiest of holy search engines. I was terribly mistaken. There is only one way to reach the top of Google, and that’s to assassinate Rodney Pat Ramsey.
This arrogant rat bastard has had the title for too long. It is time for a new era of Rodney Ramsey to begin. I hereby declare war on this goofy looking muthafuckah! Every Rodney defeated will make me more powerful! (kinda like that movie "The One" starring Jet Lee and that white chick who's name I can't remember). Please support this righteous crusade. For I shall need all your prayers with me, as begin the journey to assassinate Rodney Pat Ramsey.
